I went to a local store and purchased a bunch of houseplants, but one didn't have an ID on it. It appears to be a succulent of some sort and the UPC code has a website below it that says www.mickysminis.com , which is clearly inaccurate. www.mickysminis.org would seem to be the correct website and I found this there:
http://www.mickysminis.org/eve...
...which was about as close as I could get to finding out, from their site, what this poor little thing was.
If anyone could help, that would be great, especially so I can look up care instructions, but also just do I know what I have. For the moment, I'll assume the 'let it dry out between waterings' method.