Steph, I tried to find glowing paint too. It was supposed to be a Rustoleum flourescent brush-on paint. No one carried it here. The guy at Lowe's actually searched the Internet for me to locate some before the Holidays. He found a source at a local HD, called them, and they said they no longer carried it. I thought that glowing paint on rocks along a walkway would be really cool in the evening, especially in the spring and summer. Heck, all the time! I finally gave up and concentrated on getting the house ready for Christmas. I do think I'll find it one day!!! I don't think I'd order it from China at this time. My garden has pathways that dip down around the back of the pond. It's too dangerous without lighting to walk back there at night without light. We have outdoor lighting, but the rocks would enhance that lighting.
The trees look like you could contort some without having to go to Poland! Let them grow a bit, then tie part of the trunk down to the ground. The kicker is how long would you have to live to enjoy them!!! After Hurricane Camille went thru the Coast, there were entire areas where the pine trees were bent to the ground and then continued to grow. You don't want to go that route tho, I guess!
I've been thinking of some resolutions myself.
and have decided I will be doing this this spring too! 
So pretty when they flower 
