If you were going to take an existing song and change the words to make it a plant song...?

All she wants to do is plants, plants, don't mind the heat comin' off the street.

Take me out to the plant store... buy me that genus and flats of wax (Begonias)

She'll be comin' round the garden when she comes

Won't you fly, fly, free bird (of-paradise)

Paradise by the greenhouse light. ...Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed 'cuz our plants were so darn green and they had no pests!

She's got a thicket of briars, she's got a thicket of bri-i-iars, she's got a thicket of briars, and she don't care!

I could spend time working on this while I try to sleep tonight

Boogie Oogie OOgie for you disco lovin gardeners...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

If you think that you're the Miss or Mister Greenthumb,
Boy oh boy have I got news for you.
Everybody here is a garden nutcase
You are no exception to the rule
Get on up out the door, boy we're gonna dig, prune and plant til we just can't garden no more.. ohh garden no more.. We can't garden no more.. (my back!) garden no more, listen to the weedwacker.. buzz buzzbuzzbuzz.....

Plant disco! Hilarious!

Sally, the Boogie Ooogie Ooogie song came on a couple days ago while I was in my truck & I cranked it up & was singing it your plant-way! So glad my husband wasn't with me. There's only so much he can take & disco ain't on the list.

I like the way you bloom, I like the way you boom (Outkast)

Clap along if you feel like your plant is gonna bloom!
Clap along if you know plant happiness is the truth! (Pharrell)

Give a little bit... give a little bit of your plant to me? (Supertramp, & Goo Goo Dolls)

Well you can talk about the garden, flowers blue
The plants were happy, the people too
Doin' the plant around, everybody do the plant around (Ray Charles)

haha, good ones!

Oh, here's a fun game! Ok...

" Buddy, you're a big weed, tough weed, thinking you can spray seed and take the whole bed one day
You got Mud on your face, big disgrace, somebody better dig you right out of this place!
Singin
We will, we will whack you....
We will, we will whack you!"
We Will Rock You, by Queen

I'm gonna dig this weed right out of this bed
I'm gonna dig this weed right outta this bed
I'm gonna dig this weed right out of this bed
And send it on it's way...
I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of my Hair from South Pacific

I can show you my yard
Shining, shimmering splendid!
Here's the bed where a noxious weed patch always used to be...
A whole new bed
A brand new garden just for me
Somewhere to put new plants
Get dirty pants
And grow the flowers that I want to see
A Whole New World, from Disney's Aladdin

those are great, Zoia

Those ARE great! Thank you for sharing them.

I just noticed this! What a .... fascinating idea! Now i won't be able to sleep, belatedly trying to think up songs.

Vera, please don't lose sleep over it. LOL!

The Ballad of Jed Clampett (Not the hillbilly one, the gardener)

Come and listen to the story about a man named Jed
A poor gardeneer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was growin' him some food
And up from the ground came tomatoes so good
...soil, that is, black gold, fertility

Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's out in the air
His kin folks said what'cha growin over there?
They said cauliflower is a thing you oughta see
So they loaded up their truck and went to a nursery
...store, that is, lots of seeds, in the cart.

Well now it's time to say hello, Jed's harvest has come in
And he would like to make some stew, and put some veggies in
You're all invited out next week to his locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of his stew and other greens.
...Arugula that is, grab a bunch, wash the dirt off.

Y'all pull weeds now, ya hear?

Well done Tiffany!

Ok, that was pretty great! Seeds, that is!

I feel inspired... Let's see...

Oh, say can I see,
Through the burgeoning scapes
In the place that I cleared
A new weed is emerging

Whose bright colors and stars
Of my Daylily bed
Will be quickly subsumed
By the Green Monster's urgings

And the Rocket Red flower
Might have seen it's last hour
When the Black Swallowwort
Seems to grow by the hour

Oh, say does that fine diamond dusted bloom yet wave?
O'er the plants that were not free
And the gardener so brave?

A little Americana as we approach the 4th of July...🇺🇸

ha! Zoia

Nicely done, Zoia! Your inspiration got me too...

- My garden 'tis of thee:
My garden was weed free
For just an hour or 3
Those weeds I fling
Land where my cuttings died
Land that the hot sun fried
From every cloud in sky, for rain I sing

- Grand old flag (Iris):
You're a grand old flag, what a great bloomin' flag
And forever in heat you look great
You're the blooming of
the plant I love
by the gnome and the tree where you lay
Bleeding hearts so cute
Over Lobelia blue
Where there's ever a boast to brag
Should all Impatiens be forgot
Keep your eye on the grand old flag!

(To the tune of Patsy Cline's Walkin' After Midnight:)

I go out walkin' in the garden
I see my flowers just like they all should be
I go out walkin' in my garden
Searching for peace

I stop to see a little sedum
Then turn to see an aloe
Maybe my agave has grown
And as the skies turn gloomy
Nighttime drops onto me
With my plants I'm never alone

I go out walking in my garden
Searching for peace

Really nice tunes gang!!!

Good one, Corber! Thanks, Sally. : + )

Girl water my pot please
Girl water my pot please
Girl water my pot please
I'm dried out!
I'm thirsty and I show it.
- LMFAO

If the above plant doesn't get a drink soon:
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good-bye.
- possibly accurate article about the artist(s):https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Na_Na_Hey_Hey_Kiss_Him_Goodbye

Mary had a little lamb's ear
- unknown

The itsy bitsy spider grew up and had a sprout
Down came the blooms and babies sprouted out
Out came a cloud and made a lot of rain
And the itsy bitsy spiders grew up and had a sprout
unknown

My plant has got one
Like seven inches of a flower bud
I spoke in whispers when I told well, everyone
Cuz you smell so good
My muñequita, my tannish pot of Jasmina!
It's the season for the reason
Your blooms smell so good
And if you said this porch ain't good enough
I'd move my stuff just to grow you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
Cuz you smell so good
And it's just like the motion of wind blowing good
Scent's to blame for the commotion that I cause for you
You got the kind of bloomin that can smell so good, yeah
Give me a start, make it root, and don't forget about it
But I'll tell you one thing
If overwatered be a crying shame
In every leaf and every bud
I feel your game calling me out
Just to sniff you.
- Santana