Maybe. Or if truly a better half, might say, "Why are we just now getting our first houseplant?"
I can't get into that personal stuff but since you seem to be actively against having a houseplant, am curious how you came to own this plant? In the locations with frozen winter, houseplants are usually in a different section in a store and there's usually a distinction about which are the landscape plants and which are usually bought for a potted accent inside. But maybe I just need to visit or hear about more stores to get a better grip on how they "usually" are.