I hear ya about Trader Joe's. I like TJs but shop at Whole Foods. They just have everything I eat.
You could always move [to a place where TJs needs to set up a new store] and open up a new TJs.
Do they have a TJs in Sebastopol? Maybe not. Santa Rosa probably.
Or check out the TJ locations and look to buy nearby
http://www.traderjoes.com/
I crave to move back to north of S.F. but may not make it.