>> They don't seem to kink if they're under pressure.
Oh, that's why I've had such good luck! I don't think I've bought a hose in 4 years, just inherited junk and replaced washers.
One thing about damaged cheap hoses: drill enough holes in them and you have a drip system. You might need a pressure regulator if you want a slow drip system. I don't know if it would be practical/economical to add "spagetti" tubes off to the sides. I've never tried this myself.
Bury it under mulch to make it less ugly.