I don't mind the canoeing, as long as it's not extreme. I do agree with Julie that a lot of this traces back to Paper Butterfly in the family tree.
Here are some I grow that don't canoe:
Stenciled Infusion
Rings of Triton
No Man's Land
Tides Roll In
The oldie Aztec Headdress produces kids that don't canoe.
Aztec Headdress
These are some of my seedlings from it.