This may be off topic but I'll give it a shot. The other day I was peeing in one of my large compost bins and I fell in. I begin thrashing around in a vain attempt to get out. The more I struggled the deeper I got. I must have turned the pile 5 times with all the commotion. And it was extremely hot as I added copious amounts of greens two days prior. I actually started to decompose. My calls for help went unnoticed (or maybe they were noticed but no one cared) until a good Samaritan pulled me out. He offered me a beer but I declined as that how I got in the predicament in the first place. Anyway, my question is, have any of you used compost in your semp beds that actually contains part of your own body as part of the composted materials ?