Great thread, everyone! This was so much fun to read. I'm on board with not buying "Cow Patty" but to be honest . . . it's sort of a brown flower anyway so I wouldn't want it.
Some of the others are awfully pretty, and I can understand the thinking on naming "She's a Bimbo" even though it's not a politically correct comment any more. It's over-the-top frilly and pink/purple colors . . . y'know. A few years ago, not such a sensitive comment.
