I hate that extension is so enamored of using chems.
KaraDylanLoh said: Unfortunately it's smack dab in the middle of my yard … why it was there I have no idea...
That's where I would have put it.
Down here, we need any shade that we can get... and while a crab apple doesn't produce all that much shade... I think having one in the middle of that turf is a pretty good idea.