From Lovemyhouse (Debra)
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SAN LUIS HALLOWEEN
The OCTOBER SUNSET looked like WITCHES SMOKE slowly drifting over a GOBLIN MOON. HALLOWEEN IS TODAY! Think these HEAVENLY BEGINNINGS mean we’ll have some EXTREME FUN when ROCKY HORROR shows up with his SLEDGE HAMMER—the WITCH’S STICK will be no match for it. After all this STURM UND DRANG, we’re ready for a WITCH’S LAUGH, some GOBLIN MUSIC, and a little HALLOWEEN HOCUS POCUS. The WITCH DOCTOR is on call in case GREEN EYED MONSTER meets up with LOW RED MONSTER and CREEK MONSTER. What a HOBGOBLIN! Just WAIT UNTIL DARK: we’ll QUOTE THE RAVEN from his GHOST OF SPOOKY HOLLOW poetry. Betcha we can scare GREEN GOBLIN and WATER GOBLIN clear out to OCTOBER COUNTRY (so thinks this WITCH WITH ATTITUDE). Need a DARKER SHADE of OCTOBER GOLD to LOOK SEE where the CANDLE IN THE WIND is glowing on DRACULA’S MISTRESS and the VOODOO DANCER. Uh-oh, BELA LUGOSI is showing off his DRACULA’S SMILE to NOSFERATU. That VAMPIRE LIPSTICK makes him look like he’s ready to take a MIDNIGHT TANGO across BLACK BRIAR BAY. “Hey, DRACULA! JAMAICAN ME CRAZY with all this MONSTER MAGIC!” said the GLOW MONSTER. “Enough with the HALLOWEEN FACE PAINT! And, no, you can’t take a CAT NAP, you wanna-be VAMPIRE BAT. Yuri’s GHOSTS AND GOBLINS are using a WITCHES SPELL to get here fast with their HALLOWEEN HARVEST for this OKTOBERFEST. The GREY WITCH, BROWN WITCH, and THIRD WITCH are bringing CARVED PUMPKIN PIE and FLAMING PUMPKINS and their WITCHES BREW of OCTOBER ALE. CAT WOMAN made her HALLOWEEN TAFFY. There’s no time to even play FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER!” “BRACE YOURSELF,” said COOKIE MONSTER, “there’s a KILLER of a HALLOWEEN COSTUME duo walking toward you—it’s the GOLDEN CHILD and the HANDSOME DEVIL.” Hey guys, get this—the WITCH WRAITH just told me no HALLOWEEN VOLCANO tonight! MADAME PELE is at WITCHDUCK POND with SNAKE IN THE GRASS BOO, GHOST FINGERS, and the MISSOURI MONSTER. Don’t have to worry about any EXPLODED PUMPKIN at this party! Send a WITCH CHANT over to the WITCHES COVEN at SANFORD WINERY and invite them, too. They can shake their WITCHES DANCE to RED OCTOBER‘s SOLAR MUSIC. That should get us some HALLOWEEN HIGH JINX a-rockin’, doncha think? (WITCHES WINK) Not sure if it’s going to be HALLOWEEN TREAT or HALLOWEEN TRICK, but come on down. That OCTOBER MOON over SUNSET BAY is pure WITCHCRAFT. We’ll hand ya a WITCHES CUP filled with OCTOBER SNOW to getcha started on the HALLOWEEN FUN. HAPPY HALLOWEEN from our HALLOWEEN PARTY, all you FLAMING PUMPKINS. Big HALLOWEEN KISSES from me, the HALLOWEEN WARLOCK, and our GOBLINS CHILD
