From floota (Julie) --- THIRD PLACE WINNER
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GHOULISH GREETINGS ( Halloween)
I've been having the most horrible NIGHT DREAMS lately, and am totally CLUELESS. Several nights ago, I dreamed I was sitting in the audience at the ROCKY HORROR show. As I looked around, sitting on one side of me was a BROWN WITCH wearing a COBURG FRIGHT WIG and on the other side sat a GREEN TARANTULA, a RUBY SPIDER,a BROWN RECLUSE, and a PURPLE TARANTUALA. (bad scenario for those with ARACHNEPHOBIA)
I tried to escape before being BITTEN,but IGOR was sitting right behind me, giving me OCTOPUS HUGS and a BIG KISS ! Escaping Igor's STICKY FINGERS, I ran down the aisle screaming, only to find the exit blocked by a BUBBLING ODDITY, a LAUGHING GIRAFFE, and an ELECTRIC LADY who was MOVING ALL OVER.
The horrible NIGHT VISION recurred last night and I was back at the ROCKY HORROR show. DARK AVENGERs were all singing a SONG WITHOUT WORDS, accompanied by WING BEATS. It sounded like something straight from OCTOBER THE THIRTY FIRST.
BROWN WITCH was there with her trio of sisters, GREY WITCH, MERRY WITCH, and THIRD WITCH. BROWN WITCH must have had a real PASSION FOR RED,as she was attired in a RUFFLED PINAFORE with RED SUSPENDERS. SILK STOCKINGS with BROADWAY RUBY SLIPPERS completed the ensemble. Although she was close enough for me to see her METALLIC BLUE EYES and the LITTLE WART on her nose, alas, she was no VISION OF BEAUTY. She carried a MAGIC AMETHYST and something resembling the SCAPES FROM HELL.
There seemed no escape from these CREATUREs OF THE NIGHT, since this time they had brought their friends. There was a variety of CREEPY CRAWLERs: LEAPING LIZARDS, TIGEREYE SPIDER, CORAL SPIDER, PINK SUPER SPIDER, SWIRLING SPIDER, and something strange resembling an ITSY BITSY SPIDER with CHESAPEAKE CRAB LEGS. Even WOLVERINE, OLD TERMITE and MISSY PIGGY were there! How I wished for an ARACHNIDAN TRAP, but SPIDER LADY and SPIDER MAN were guarding their pets, and they looked like DOUBLE TROUBLE.
PURPLE PEOPLE EATER was trying get MORTICIA's attention by smiling with his awful DRAGON MOUTH.I suppose you could say he had a real EYE FOR BEAUTY.
QUASIMODO was there, too with those SPOOKY FINGERS. I managed to evade his OCTOPUS HUGS, but he did give me a BIG SQUEEZE and offered me a
TRANSYLVANIAN COCKTAIL. All I could think of was escaping this horrible NIGHT DREAM, however.
To make matters worse, other terrifying creatures began moving down the aisle towards me. BUDDING ODDITY not only had BUNNY
EYES, but RABBIT EARS and CROCODILE JAWS.ELECTRIC LADY was still MOVING ALL OVER. SHIMMERING ELEGANCE she was not, riding atop
LAUGHING GIRAFFE. Just as I though all hope of escape was gone,a TREMOR shook the room, followed by a SONIC BOOM and a LIGHTNING STRIKE. As a SHOCKWAVE ran through the audience, I managed to slip past the spiders and and sneak through the side exit. That was one of the WILDEST DREAMS ever - I must stop sipping the CHARDONNAY and eating MILK CHOCOLATE so late at night!
