...or get a cat?
Sorry if this offends everyone's delicate sensibilities--there is no war going on here.
I don't hate squirrels or have a serious problem with them. Every once in a while they succeed in wreaking a little havoc for me but not very often. I don't have to 'feed' them--they have plenty to eat around here--and I sure as heck don't need to lure them in closer just to feed this guy!