I'm eager to find out what varieties Tom grows.
Every once in a while I'll be in a restaurant where someone asks "don't you have any hotter sauce than THAT?" Then, sometimes, the waiter will nod knowingly and say he has JUST the thing. That usually makes the customer pour sweat out of every pore and clench his teeth while trying to be nonchalant and say "Yessssss, that'sssssss pretty hot."
Is that the kind of thing you sell, Tom?
I think it's hilarious that Naga Jolokia and Trinidad Scorpion have 50% the strength of civilian-grade self-defense pepper spray! "HALT, or I'll season you!!"