Yes, Teenybopper was a 'Smart Blonde' and a 'Sassy Tart' and she fought valiantly, but her skills were no match for the dastardly 'Rogue' Dan Laing. He was determined to 'Carry On' with his nefarious plan. He 'Trumped' the 'Blonde Bombshell' at every turn and eventually 'Overwhelmed' Tennybopper and 'Captured' her. He tied her up and made his 'Getaway'.
Meanwhile Amazing Don, the private eye, hiding in the "Shadows Of Night" was an "Eyewitness" to this "Dark Drama". Now Don, you see, had a "Deep Dark Secret". It seems that Teenybopper had always been his 'First Crush'. He had been "Enamoured' of her 'Blond Beauty' and her 'Intellect' but as they grew up in the same town he had also seen her 'Beauty Within'. He was a bit of a 'Jealous Guy' and saw himself as a 'Superhero'. He was determined not to let the 'Dark Marauder' Dan Laing get away with the 'Capture' of his 'Blue Eyed Blond'.
