Stan was in a "Nude Mood" and decided he wanted to go "Skinny Dipping", so he started to do a "Striptease". To the "Shock and Awe" of those around him, Stan removed his "Glamour Pants". Now remember, Stan doesn't have a "Small Package", in fact he's often heard saying "Bigger is Better". He even refers to his "Impressive Combination" as his "Czar Peter", or his "Magnificent Obsession". Instead of a "Round of Applause" to his "Crowd Pleaser", Stan thought everyone would "Die Laughing". For they were all now "Eye to Eye" to Stan's "Glowing Red" "Burnt Offering". "Poorman" Stan now a "Blushing Stripper" dropped "On Bended Knee" to help hide his "Burnt Cork".
