Hi there Greene and riverman,
Yep, Benny Hill is my real name. On my second day in England, the HR Manager said we have a surprise for you. They took me and the other new hires to Madame Tussaud's as a way to get to know each other. At the time when you entered Benny Hill was there and they all enjoyed taking photos of me with the wax likeness of the comedian.
It's been a fun journey.
Oh, for the ducks, don't they need a pond or pool or something similar? That was my thinking when it came to a wet environment as I would feel guilty using water for that.
Wishing you all the best,
Benny
