Long story short( I've told it here before) I intentional did everything I know to do to make my big amorph konjac "Pappy" bloom early, i really wanted to show it off for the big family Xmas gathering... The wife's family has never been impressed with my plants, so I thought that might get their attention!
Much to my chagrin, he only had a 2-3' spike and ended up stinking us out for New Years, which I've vowed to stay home for, for the rest of my life!
So we all got a good dose... Mmmmm
