LOL, I love bromeliads but not the ones with spiny, pointy parts.
Mike, you have such a beautiful location and your design skills are amazing. Your dendrobium is beautiful and looks like it has grown there naturally. Creating something that looks like it just happened is pretty special. You don't have to be an orchid nerd to show off your blooming plants, some people do grow for perfect flowers and others just for fun and ambiance like you have created.