Postings found on Twin Cities church post boards after Gov. Klink's lock-down ended:
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled; proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10:00; all ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly much to the delight of the audience.
The pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
Remember in prayer many who are sick of our church and community.
During the absence of our pastor we enjoyed the rare privelege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs took over the pulpit.
The church garage sale will be held this Saturday; this is a good chance to get rid of things not worth keeping.
Bring your husbands.
Weight Watchers will meet in the basement at 7:00 P.M.; please use the large double door side entrance.
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Conversation from a doctors office:
The doctor examined a man's wife after she was rushed to the emergency room; the doctor took her husband aside and said: "Sir, I do not like the looks of your wife at all!"
The husband said: "Me either doc, but she's a great cook and really good with the kids!"
From Farm Show magazine.
