@Zuzu that story about the Fee rose is hilarious. I think the person who practically demanded the rose misread when she saw your pictures and thought it said FREE rose. She obviously wasn't the brightest bulb in the package.
Now, let's get down to business here....you had many roses that I have admired over the years how about getting the spade out. digging them up, packaging them and mailing them to me, for free of course.