LOL -- I was reading this thinking Frank was serious and then I started laughing!! Thanks for the great chuckle today!!
My Bela Lugosi looks the same so I am in good company!!! REFUND -- oh wait -- mine was free. Drat!
"Remember this: Whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously."
2 Corinthians 9:6