As they exited Don noticed that the sky was not *OVERCAST*, but *VIBRANT*, and he was *BE DAZZLED* by the *DROP OF SUNSHINE* on the *RICH BLANQUET* of raindrops covering the *KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS* and making the world *CRYSTAL BRIGHT*.

While Stan was "Dirty Dancing", he realized he shouldn't have gone "Commando". For now he has "Great Balls of Fire" and is looking for some "Soothing" relief.

Running outside and rubbing a little Devonshire Cream on his sore places, Stan spotted Teenybopper among the crowd
and said "I think I need to go to the hospital - could you Drive My Car?"

She had UNFINISHED BUSINESS with Stan, but he was CARELESS and didn't see SCARLET O'HARLETT with her sidekick YOSEMITE SAM when they flagged down a TAXI to follow them.

While "Sitting Pretty" in the taxi, Stan was thinking "no more "Naughty Nights" for me for awhile...my "Land Down Under" is "Burning Bright".

After a "Magical" night Stan a "Hopless Romantic" and his "Lady Friend" went to a have a "Jamaican Brew" with his "Best Friend" "Big Boss."

'Seriously' ?!? Teenybopper wondered to herself as she had not been overly impressed by Stan's 'Purr Form Mints' --seems her 'Grape Expectations' of that 'Hidden Gem' amounted to a 'Squid Squirt' in the 'Final Inning'--meanwhile, inspired by this 'Strange Romance' the 'Men in Black' and 'Navy Blues' were 'Loud and Rowdy' in search of 'Music in the Air' and a 'Bedouin Woman'.

OUT OF THE DARK escapee Dan Laing made his GRAND ENTRANCE and HEAVEN KNOWS why, but he was a WELCOME SITE for Teenybopper.

Initially Dan felt 'Intrigue' at the thought of 'Dancing In The Dark' With Teenybopper. He said to her 'Come Go With Me', and feeling 'Adventurous' and 'Impulsive' Teenybopper agreed. Teenybopper liked 'Living On The Edge', and she was fascinated by this 'Mysterious Stranger'. Teenybopper, being a 'Foolish Dreamer' had a 'Vivid Imagination' and was having a 'Fanciful Vision' of 'Moonlight and Wine'...but Dan, after having a 'Moment' of 'Contemplation' had come up with a 'Brilliant Idea'. His 'Master Plan' was to kidnap this 'Rich Girl' and hold her for a 'King's Ransom'.

Teenybopper, however, was not " Bowled Over" by Dan's threat, and instead typed in "Code Red" on her cellphone, sending up a "Signal Flare" to her sidekick, "Dragonmaster".

Meanwhile Dan was thinking "It's about time I hit my Pay Day"!

But before he could get his BIG MONEY, he needed to STASH Teenybopper away at ROBERT'S HIDEAWAY, the old CARNIVAL CAROUSEL, and the girl was definitely FITOBETIED.

Teenybopper, at the wheel, drove with "Fighting Spirit', however, and fought to "Steer Clear" of Dan's dastardly
"Game Plan" , finally meeting up with her "Secret Partner", "Dragonmaster", "At the Crossroads" and her "Karate" skills
would prove to come in handy, landing a "Flurry" of hits to Dan's nose.

Yes, Teenybopper was a 'Smart Blonde' and a 'Sassy Tart' and she fought valiantly, but her skills were no match for the dastardly 'Rogue' Dan Laing. He was determined to 'Carry On' with his nefarious plan. He 'Trumped' the 'Blonde Bombshell' at every turn and eventually 'Overwhelmed' Tennybopper and 'Captured' her. He tied her up and made his 'Getaway'.

Meanwhile Amazing Don, the private eye, hiding in the "Shadows Of Night" was an "Eyewitness" to this "Dark Drama". Now Don, you see, had a "Deep Dark Secret". It seems that Teenybopper had always been his 'First Crush'. He had been "Enamoured' of her 'Blond Beauty' and her 'Intellect' but as they grew up in the same town he had also seen her 'Beauty Within'. He was a bit of a 'Jealous Guy' and saw himself as a 'Superhero'. He was determined not to let the 'Dark Marauder' Dan Laing get away with the 'Capture' of his 'Blue Eyed Blond'.

The PLOT LINE thickens......

Dan and Stan, just back from "Hindustan" - (cast as the "Bedouin Twins" of crime - to use a somewhat rank "Metaphor")
decided to combine their "Special Forces" to outwit Don, the "Private Eye".

Although the 'Dragon's Bloodline' is 'Finally Free' of the 'Unstable Gene', 'Drifting' has caused the 'Dragon's Eye' to 'Fancy' the 'Flight of Fairies' such that the 'Concession' is the 'Company of One' 'Bleached Blonde' 'Dragon Rider' in 'Striped Britches' and 'Stilettos' as a 'Constant Companion', that 'Little Teaser' who calls himself 'Boyd' is just a 'Spirited' 'Louisiana Teddy Bear' who can really 'Bang' the 'Dragon Drums' 'Amazing' even the Amazing Don, as he is 'Offering' his 'Gratitude' (incredulous as it may be) for their 'Helping Hands' to rescue his 'Beloved Infidel'.

On the other hand, the very capable "Teenybopper", (AKA "Edith P. Wheeler" since she turned 30), had been working for 5 years as an "Undercover"
agent for the government , and Edy P's blonde "Demure Miss" looks made a "Clever Disguise" in her dangerous profession, avoiding death at the hands of bald "Insaniacs" like Stan and Dan and using all her skill to try to bring these forgers and thieves to justice ; whereas detective Don's "Remarkable" , easily recognized appearance had earned him the nickname of "Arizona Redhead" - and, to top it off, his "Constant Companion" is the "Dragonmaster" - a 100 lb. Bull Mastiff !

(breaking the rules to get it going again )

Teenybopper's ex husband "Frank Adams", "Secret Service", was takin "Backroads" to reach her before it was too late!

Dan and Stan were 'Behavin' Bad', Dan making his 'Great Escape' driving 'About Town' along 'First Avenue' with Teenybopper as his 'Captive', and Stan the 'Troublemaker' in his Wrangler Jeans 'Just Cruisin' in search of 'Fun and Games',