Dan and Stan's latest "Dark Caper" plan was to steal hundreds of irises "Round Midnight", across from
a "Horse" farm, and escape with bags full of loot onto a transport "Biplane", at the nearby airport, but
Edy P., aka "Teenybopper, had a "Master Plan" of her own.

While the the crooks were trying to find something "worth stealing", Teenybopper had her "eyes wide open" and spotted a familiar car, Frank!

Frank was doing some QUICK THINKING, driving down the FIRST INTERSTATE with RECKLESS ABANDON, hoping that Dan's JUST CRAZY , FIERY TEMPER didn't result in a MURDER MYSTERY.

The 'Farmer's Daughter' upon making 'Eye Contact' with Stan discovered that despite her 'Added Attraction' to Stan, she had 'Nonsuch' interest in the 'Possibilities' 'Because' she could tell that he still had a 'Hot Glow' about him and she worried about 'Catching Fire'...so she opened the 'Greywoods Flowing Waters' and started the 'Langport Flood' sending all three of them down the 'Rippling River' in that 'Red Boat' of a 'Cadillac' while Frank hopped in the 'Swimming hole' and fought the 'Undercurrent' in an attempt to get to the 'Shrimp Boat'.

Teenybopper's "Pale Hands" had slipped out of her constraints just as she landed in the rapidly "Dancing Waters" that threatened to
drown them all as she scrambled on top of a floating jukebox, looking like a "Rodeo Queen", but idly noticed the play buttons for
"Elvis"songs, her "Jukebox Hero " then remembered that she had no quarters, and in a moment of "Dark Wonder" pondered why her ex, Frank , had re-entered her life, and why Don the detective had suddenly disappeared,
and was that actually a "Lead Dog" swimming up ahead that looked like his mastiff?

This had to be some sort of *Temporal Anomaly*. Tennybopper, the *Pretty Princess*, decided she needed a *Sparkling* *Ice Cream Treat*, but was unsure what to get. Should it be a *Chocolate Swirl* or a *Chocolate Mint*? Then, "Miss Mauve* suggested a *Peach Pearl*, claimed it would provide *Waves of Joy* with it's *Sudden Impact*.

Amazing Don knew the 'Flash Flood Falls' would eventually be 'Recessional' and he told Boyd to 'Wait Right Here'; however, it started 'Raining Cats and Dogs' and the 'Stormy Weather' was 'Making Waves', really big 'White-capped Waves' and Boyd said,
I 'Beg to Differ' Don, we just 'Can't Wait',
and then Boyd (concealing his disappointment that the 'Little Doggie' was no 'Mystic Dragon') 'Cast a Spell' to 'Conjure' up 'Dragonheart' for the tiring Mastiff (he didn't want to see a 'Blue Dog')--he sang the 'Dragon Song' and 'Chanted' 'Here be Dragons'--and the 'Summoned Spirit' of the 'Waterdragon' made for some mighty 'Fine Blending', almost like a 'Loch Ness' Mastiff able to withstand the 'Crashing Wave' that 'Blast' the 'Jukebox' into 'Smoky Pieces'...but where in the world was Teenybopper??? maybe
at the underwater 'Ice Cream Social' having a 'Dreamsicle'...

Looking up into the "Wintry Sky", Teenybopper spied the biplane about to use the water for a "Landing Strip"; little did she know that the plane was full of irises - the "Stolen Gold" that Stan and Dan had purloined, but she recognized their evilly "Smiling Faces".

Stan had an *Arctic Burst* *Brainstorm*. He would *Go West* *All Night Long* on a *Hollywood Nights* *Fantasy Ride* that turned into a *Shakedown* cruise that had a *Long Delay* which cause them to be out *One More Night*!




PS. Which cultivar does belong and why? Hmmmmmm
answers and/or conjecture in the companion thread please!

Frank feared that he would be 'Forever Blowing Bubbles', but as soon as he thought 'I Surrender' he was pulled onto a 'Woodcraft' by that amazing dog--'Surprise Surprise' he yelled to the Amazing Don on the 'Shoreline'.

The *Extra* night caused Stan to over sleep. Then he heard it. *ALAKAZAM* He looked up and saw the *Aztec Prince* (*Bhutan*) had started a *Chain Reaction* with a *Micro Burst* from his *Skyray* into *Inner Space* that *California Boy* (Stan- An *American Original*) described as a *White Hot* *Molten Flame* or *Solar Fire* that turned into a *Blazing Beacon* of fire that hit the *Ice Planet* with a *First Wave* *Celestial Explosion*.

The "Swift Current" landed the jukebox and Teenybopper "On the Beach" just in time for her to hide in the bushes, ad she hoped she wouldn't be "Bushwacked" by the deadly, but "Dynamic Duo."

Stan was in a "Nude Mood" and decided he wanted to go "Skinny Dipping", so he started to do a "Striptease". To the "Shock and Awe" of those around him, Stan removed his "Glamour Pants". Now remember, Stan doesn't have a "Small Package", in fact he's often heard saying "Bigger is Better". He even refers to his "Impressive Combination" as his "Czar Peter", or his "Magnificent Obsession". Instead of a "Round of Applause" to his "Crowd Pleaser", Stan thought everyone would "Die Laughing". For they were all now "Eye to Eye" to Stan's "Glowing Red" "Burnt Offering". "Poorman" Stan now a "Blushing Stripper" dropped "On Bended Knee" to help hide his "Burnt Cork".

Teenybopper, an "Eyewitness" to Stan's "Daring Deception" began to "Laugh Out Loud" at his "Small Change", but this caught the attention of those two, in a "Dangerous Mood" , who didn't think she was a "Funny Girl", and her hiding place behind a bush was a "Revelation" that put her in "Jeopardy" so she made a dash for the "Far Off Hills", which she thought she could reach before "Nightfall" since it would take Stan a while to find his clothes that the mastiff had run away with when he'd "Come Running".

While Teenybopper was making her 'Fast Break' for 'Freedom' Stan-the-man was frantically searching for something to cover the 'Hot Glow' of his not-so 'Hidden Asset' and fuming over Teenybopper's 'Impudence'.

Teenybopper yelled out, Stan we caught you "Red Handed" and should now call you "Dick Redfield" from now on.
What a "Full Figured" "Green Eyed Sheba" Stan thought, she's nothing but "Sahra Trash". I'll show that "Hot Diva""She Devil"
my "Fighting Spirit"...

Stan's *First Movement* was to *Move Closer* with a *Smooth Move* towards Teenybopper. In a *Twist of Fate*, he fell flat on his *Triple Whammy* and extinguished his *Unforgettable Fire*. Teenybopper made like *Jumpin Jack Flash* and ran to her car and made her *Getaway*. She put on her *Favorite Song* from *Lindsay* Sterling, the *Violin* playing *Virtuoso*.

That 'Outburst' gave her position away and the 'Outlaw' was hot on her 'Caribou Trail', while everyone else was still about to 'Die Laughing'.

Needing some clothes, Stan found a "Pink Tutu" that was "Barely There". With a "Chesire Smile" Stan started to do a "Rain Dance". He knew the "Raindrops" would be a "Healing Touch" to his "Balls of Fire".

Now Dan, not about to be outdone by the ‘Smart Aleck’ Teenybopper had come up with a ‘DelightfulTwist'. During all the ‘Commotion’ he had slashed the tires on Teenybopper’s car…so when she pulled away, thoughts of Stan bringing her ‘Chuckles’ and ‘Happy Laughter’ she soon found she could go no further…and when she got out to ‘Stop and Look’ ... with a ‘Jolt’ and a 'Primal Scream’ she fell ... struck down by the ‘Berry Scary’ Dan Laing.